lexxilastqueen: Hi my lovely girlfriend, I love you so so much! (P.s make me tumblr famous)

lezbhappy:

FOLLOW MY BABY! 

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My butt envy is starting to get out of control, tbh.
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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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Anonymous: My girlfriend and i only dated for about 4 or 5 months but i cant seem to get over her. What are some things that will help me get over her?

A major factor in getting over someone is acceptance. You have to first accept the fact that it is over and that you need to move on. You can tell yourself you’re going to move on but you never will until you believe you need to. Next would be to realize that there are like 7.8 billion sugar walls (vaginas) out there in the world and 73 percent of those suga walls are more than likely a little bit sweeter than hers. Now im not saying this is a fact but pretend it is. Now you have to think about where things went wrong and why they went wrong? was it something you did? did she have bad breath? Eventually you will realize that your ex aint shit and that your suger walls deserve better! and then you will move on. Don’t be bitter. Just find someone better. 

BUT THERE’S MORE!!!!! If you sit down and you think all of this out and you cant seem to get over your ex then your feelings for her are probably alot stronger than you think. DON’T GET ANGRY THERES A SOLUTION! Don’t think about the fights or all of the chaos just think about the way she made you feel. What made you stay? were you okay with her farting on you? How did she make you feel? did she care for you and about you? Was she there for you when you needed her? did she try? if she made you happy then fuck the bull shit and go get that girl back. If shes worth it than prove it! 

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yspyg:

propermusic:

Tame Impala - Stranger In Moscow (Michael Jackson Cover)

now this is just so good

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The real world should be like porn. It has different categories but no one judges anyone! You may think a category is weird but you don’t go “I don’t really like Anal porn! I’m gonna discriminate against people who do”! You just skip over it and pick your category and keep it moving. When you meet people you don’t ask them if they like anal porn and if they do you don’t prohibit them from marrying. EVERYONE IS EQUAL WHEN IT COMES TO PORN. Can we be equal in real life or naw?

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musicalbums:

Beyoncé | Mine ft. Drake

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Anonymous: Can you post more pictures of you and your girlfriend!?

Yes masa! 

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