Anonymous: Lately I'm more into girl sex than guy sex. I can see myself being emotionally, physically, and sexually attracted to males//females and in a relationship, but I do not wish to marry a female. If I wanted to put a label on this, what would it be?
Normal. There isn’t always a label that can actually accurately classify your sexuality if you don’t understand it yourself. Just play the field and the more you experiment with same/opposite sex relationships the more you will understand your sexuality and THEN you can label yourself. For now, don’t worry about it :) if you like someone, go for it.
Anonymous: Do you have a motto you live by?
Yes, Always wipe front to back.
Anonymous: My girlfriends a hand full and i dont know how i can deal with her!
Just use two hands
Anonymous: What country are you from?
America
(aka fuck Romney vill) (aka My president is black vill) (aka Lindsey Lohan isn’t a real homo vill) (aka fuck Bush Vill) (aka Lezbhappy for president vill) (aka all the girls be lesbians vill) (Aka fuck these gas prices vill)
Anonymous: scissor me baby
Excuse me ma’am, I am straight.
Anonymous: when do you turn 18?
January 31! MARK YOUR CALENDARS, I’M HAVING A LESBIAN PARTY!
Anonymous: would you ever date a white girl?
Really anon? Have you seen my blog?
Anonymous: Whats your favorite sex position?
The one where you penetrate the girls vagina.
Anonymous: so i've been experimenting with a girl i know for a while now but why does nothing feel good for me? omg. she has a jolly good time in bed (i'm thinking this is maybe b/c she has an outie?) and orgasms in seconds. where as i have an innie... and i have not yet felt any pleasure from her! she's doing all the right things but i just can't seem to feel pleasure. what's wrong with ma vag?! i've tried mastubating aswell.. and nothing. nothing. feels. good. seriously! i feel like shit about it. help!
The fuck is an innie & outie? y’all fucking each others belly buttons?
GIRL YO COOCHY BROKE!
Anonymous: My Girlfriend and best friend had sex and neither of them know i know! WHAT DO I DO?
Don’t wash your vagina for 4 weeks, take your girlfriend into a field and tell her you have a cute picnic set up. Buy her a big ass sub. As soon as she take a bite of the sub grab the nearest stick and smack her as hard as you can with it over the head. She will be all woozy so then you shove your smelly vagina in her face and say SMELL THIS VAGINA YEAH YOU SMELL IT? THIS VAGINA SMELLS LIKE CHEESE FISH BECAUSE YOU MADE ME TOO DEPRESSED TO DOUCHE, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH, *Insert bffs name* YA STUPID FAGGOT. You then kick her in the face. Get scissors cut off your pubes and put them in her mouth…..Then go to your bff’s house. Walk in and yell DA BADDEST BITCH IN THE GAME IS HERE.. Then go into her room yelling I’M NICKI MINAJ, NICKI LAWINSKI, NICKI THE BOSS, NICKI THE HARUJUKU BARBIE! Then pull a gun out of your big ole Nicki Minaj ass crack and shoot her in the face.
Anonymous: Can you give me some advice about having sex in a car with my girlfriend?, because I've heard sex between women in a car is difficult.
OF COURSE! I mean i do this everyday so i mean ptf OF COURSE!
POSITION ONE:
This position lets you both comfortably muff dive at once…MUFF DIVE…I LIKE THAT, I SHALL PATENT IT.
POSITION TWO:
Now assuming you have a convertible and that it is not winter where you are…..(JUST GO WITH IT) You should muff dive in this position because i mean it looks cool so yeah!
FINAL POSITION:
I MEAN WHY FUCK IN A CAR WHEN YOU CAN FUCK ON IT! (FUCK YOU SCIENCE)
I WANT PICTURE BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER ANON!
