Me: mum I'm leaving
Mum: where are you going?
Me: The pride parade. Where are you going?
Mum: The pride parade.
Me: ......well this is awkward.
Mum: What are you doing?
Me: Online shopping. I need new shirts
Mum: ....Why are you in the men's section?
Me: because I'm a massive dyke
Mum:
Me:
Mum: You really are.
Me: Mum what should My stores slogan be?
Mum: Vintage Debonair Boutique. Look lesbian, feel gay.
Me:
Mum:
Me:
